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Sunday, 22 May 2011
Blondie jokes 2
Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,
"I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do...I memorized all the state capitals."
One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"
"N", she answered.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,
"I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do...I memorized all the state capitals."
One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"
"N", she answered.
Blondie joke
(p.s. IDK means I don't know)
BBM Page:
Blondie: what does IDK mean?????
Guy: I Don't Know
Blondie: OMG, nobody knows!!!!!!!!!!!
BBM Page:
Blondie: what does IDK mean?????
Guy: I Don't Know
Blondie: OMG, nobody knows!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, 18 May 2011
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Wednesday, 27 April 2011
Karma
O youth or young man, who fancy that you are neglected by the gods, know that if you become worse, you shall go to worse souls, or if better to the better… In every succession of life and death, you will do and suffer what like may fitly suffer at the hands of like. This is the justice of heaven.
~Plato
~Plato
Love you, my parents!
A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
To carry all my love for you.For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
Friday, 15 April 2011
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Girls
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
~Laurence J. Peter
~Laurence J. Peter
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
Imagination
"An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a furture so vivid in can entice... or terrify, all depending on how we conduct ourselves today."
Jim Davis
Jim Davis
People who you love, love YOU!!!!!
Ever feel like you just cannot win, always feel like you're left out, the ODD ONE OUT!! Well Don't, people who you love, love YOU!!!!!
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